HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! Somehow, I've managed to keep my miserable carcass on this planet for 26 years. I don't see 26 as any sort of sizable milestone, but, if nothing else, it means that the annual brouhaha known as the Capricornucopia is right around the corner. Man alive, if there is one party that I'll NEVER miss, it's the Capricornucopia. Last year the theme was time travelers. I dressed up as...me, but I was carrying around a baby doll all night that was ALSO DRESSED AS ME! It was me from the past. I tried to keep the little guy out of trouble, but it's hard!